Harold: I want 30 sliders, 5 french fries, and 4 large cherry cokes.
Kumar: I want the same except make mine diet cokes.

Don't cry, you're making a scene. Everyone will think I broke up with you.

George Simmons

Kelly: We need somebody who can take charge of this place, or else we and all these animals are gone.
Benjamin: So your question is...
Kelly: Why did you buy this place?
Benjamin: Why not?

Matt Kowalski: So, what do you like about being up here?
Ryan Stone: The silence.

Nephew: I don't wanna play baseball no more.
Huey Lucas: Frank, we got a problem.
Frank Lucas: [looks at his brother, then his nephew] Well, what do you want?
Nephew: I want what you got Uncle Frank. I wanna be you.

You look surprised. I thought you expected me.

Tatiana

Peter Parker: I've been bitten.
Gwen Stacy: So have I.

Fred Jung: That was a beautiful message.
George: I meant every word of it.

Dude, woman up!

Go Go

Michelangelo: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Chill! It's just a mask, see? Don't freak out.
Michelangelo: Right?

  • Permalink: Right?
  • Rating: Unrated

Asian Journalist: Mr. President, what place do you think you will have in history?
George W. Bush: History? In history we'll all be dead!

William Wallace: You dropped your rock.
Hamish: It's a test of manhood.
William Wallace: You win.
Hamish: Call it a test of soldiery then. The English won't let us train with weapons, so we train with stones.

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