We're in this together.

Hermione Granger

Dogfood?

Charlie the Cook

Peter: We have something the White Bitch doesn't.
Lucy: Perky breasts?

It's not in my best interest to say this Frank, but quitting while you're ahead is not the same as quitting.

Chinese General

Janis: That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damien sat next to her in English last year.
Damian: She asked me how to spell orange.

JUST a bit outside.

Harry Doyle

There's rightness in our wrongness.

Dan Burns

Master Skywalker. There are too many. What are we going to do?

Jedi Youngling

I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did. It's your father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a blaster, but an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times, before the Empire.

Obi-Wan

It's about fairness, Curtis! It's about people paying their dues. Ain't that what you keep telling me? "Get in line, Effie. Wait your turn". So why am I sitting here without so much as a B-side on a 45, when an amateur like Martin Luther King, Jr., gets his own freakin' album? I mean, can he even sing?

Effie Melody White

I know a really good sand guy.

Beanie

Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?

Hermione

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