Well, hello there, Mr. Neff.

Building attendant

You kinda look like a shiny mermaid.


And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle. Back in 1995, short-sighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand.


Oh, hi humans.


This is the day of reckoning!


I came to reclaim something of mine.


I'm a snow beast!

Toula Portokalos

Hospital Nurse: We brought you right back. People die all the time.
Bertram Pincus: Yeah, but it's usually just once...at the end.

I have no socks left around these holes.

Julien Doinel

Harold: I want 30 sliders, 5 french fries, and 4 large cherry cokes.
Kumar: I want the same except make mine diet cokes.

She could be a farmer in those clothes.


I know the consequences of the choice you're making.

Edward Cullen

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