[about Mystique]
Wolverine: She's good.
Magneto: You have no idea.

[talking about Nigel] I'm tired of sticking up for his intelligence.

David St. Hubbins

Shaun: Philip, have you still got the child-locks on?
Philip: Safety first, Shaun.

Time. Yeah. Now that's what I'm talking about. Yeah! I like it like this. These two crews right here is what I call bad. I'm talking bad as in utter bad. But it's up to you to decide which crew walks away with this here $600 in the hat.

Mr. Rad

Tibby: I brought something for you... ta da.
Bailey: The Traveling Pants.
Tibby: Yeah, I just got them back, from Lena.
Bailey: The one in Greece.
Tibby: Yeah, she said that we were right all along and that the pants are magic and I don't know the details but I do know Lena and for her to say that means... that it must be true... so I was thinking that maybe you could have them for a while.
Bailey: They don't fit me, remember?
Tibby: [in tears] Yeah, I know, but that doesn't matter... none of it really matters... you have to take them, Bailey... okay, you have to let them help you... please. I know that you're tired, okay, but you can't give up, the Pants will give you a miracle, you have to believe.
Bailey: The Pants have already worked their magic on me. They brought me to you.

[Joe wants to move out from Norma's house] No one ever leaves a star...

Norma Desmond

The hunt ends here!

Optimus Prime

[to newsreel camera] And I promise you I'll never desert you again because after 'Salome' we'll make another picture and another picture. You see, this is my life! It always will be! Nothing else! Just us, the cameras, and those wonderful people out there in the dark!... All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.

Norma Desmond

Shit, you guys, I have never had straight friends before!


Rufus: Greetings, my excellent friends.
Ted: Do you know when the Mongols ruled China?
Rufus: Well, perhaps we could ask them.

I'm sorry, I'm just a little pregnant here.

Marcee Tidwell

Bond: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
Q: That's putting it mildly, 007!

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