Great Caesar's ghost.

Perry White

Randal Graves: The jizz-mopper's job is to clean off the glass after each guy shoots a load. I don't know if you noticed, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.
Offended Customer: I will never come to this place again!
Dante Hicks: I'm sorry?
Offended Customer: Using filthy language in front of the customers, you both should be fired!
Dante Hicks: I'm sorry, I guess we got carried away.
Offended Customer: I don't know if sorry could make up for it, you've highly offended me.
Randal Graves: Well if you thinks that's offensive, check this out! I think you can see her kidneys!

I promised your mom before she passed that I'm gonna keep you safe.

Cade Yeager

This gonna be good!

Mama Odie

I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the fear.

Dr. Gonzo

Day one thousand and one. I am still unable to transfer my immunity to infected hosts.


Brett Dolan: This isn't about me or Miles, Nora. It's about Tyler
Nora: No, Brett, It's about me

I'm sorry I had to fight in the middle of your Black Panther party.

Forrest Gump

Larabee: I'll do it sir, I have no problem exposing myself.
Agent 99: Do you ever think before you open your mouth?
Larabee: No, I tend to just whip it out there.

I can handle a sick old woman!

Lila Crane

Carl Fredricksen: I believe I made my position to your boss very clear.
Construction Foreman Tom: You poured prune juice in his gas tank.
Carl Fredricksen: Yeah, that was good.

I've seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial.

Helen's Stepson

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