We're here as peace keepers, not peace makers.

Colonel Oliver

May I proceed?

Moses

Earl Partridge: I'll tell you the greatest regret of my life: I let my love go.

Kyle: Let me have some candy, Cartman.
Cartman: Let's see, hmm, nope, I don't have any Jewish candy.
Kyle: Fine! Like you really need all that chocolate, fat boy!

Andy Stitzer: Well, if you loved her so much, why did you cheat on her?
Jay: [sobbing violently] Because! Duh! I'm insecure! Can't you tell?

Max Fischer: The truth is, neither one of us has the slightest idea where this relationship is going. We can't predict the future.
Rosemary Cross: We don't have a relationship.
Max Fischer: But we're friends.
Rosemary Cross: Yes, and that's all we're *going* to be. Well, yes...
Max Fischer: That's all I meant by "relationship." You want me to grab a dictionary?

Best job I ever had. [The rest of the cast then repeat this line.]

Wardaddy

Ramming speed!

D-Day

John Wick: How good's your laundry?
Charon: No one's that good.
John Wick: I thought not.

Somebody got to go to college, and it isn't going to be me.

Anne Marie

Moff Jerjerrod: Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence...
Darth Vader: You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I'm here to put you back on schedule.
Moff Jerjerrod: I assure you, Lord Vader. My men are working as fast as they can.
Darth Vader: Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.

You've fooled them, haven't you Michael? But not me.

Dr. Sam Loomis

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