When my first husband left me I was so angry I wanted to cut his brake cables... but instead we ended up having sex on the elliptical machine.Maria Kelly
Molly Peterson: Did you know Dupree writes poetry?
Carl Peterson: What a homo.
Foster: We could be like Cagney and Lacy.
Ursula: Right. Except Cagney and Lacy were both women.
Foster: I could be Lacy.
If she was here I'd probably be just as crazy now as I was then in about 5 minutes. Ain't that ridiculous?... Naw, it ain't really. 'Cause being crazy about a woman like her is always the right thing to do. Being an old decrepit bag of bones, that's what's ridiculous. Gettin' old.Sam the Lion
Russell: But I want to help!
Carl Fredricksen: I don't want your help, I want you safe.
Colonel Nathan Dudley: Mr. Bonney. Mr. McSween. This is Colonel Nathan Dudley out of Fort Scranton. Come on out, with your hands high.
William H. Bonney: Hahahahahaha! With your hands high? I better reason with him. Hey, Colonel Shithead. You can kiss my ass. Get President Hayes down here, then we'll come out. We'll see how they like that one.
Motherfucker! Connelly, get your ass back on the kit.Terence Fletcher
[last words] Wet t-shirt... wet t-shirt!Derrick Jones
No Arab loves the desert. We love water and green trees. There is nothing in the desert and no man needs nothing.Prince Feisal
Willie: You could have kept it.
Indiana Jones: Nah, it would of just been another rock collecting dust.
Willie: Yeah, but it would have given you your fortune and glory.
Rod Tidwell: Thanks for coming.
Jerry Maguire: I missed ya. What can I say? You're all I've got.
Ain't nobody watchin' you but me.Derek