[Stops Katniss from her assault] So it's you and a syringe against the Capitol? See, this is why no one lets you make the plans.

Haymitch Abernathy

Roy: There's this new thing they're starting out in California: moving pictures. There's no sound, so we won't have to worry about the language problem, and I think the kung fu stuff could be huge! People are dying for a good action flick.
Chon Wang: Chon Wang...
[sounds like "John Wayne"]
Chon Wang: ...movie star? It could work.

Go Go: A lunatic in a mask just tried to kill us.
Fred: How cool is that? I mean, it's scary, obviously, but how cool?

You start wondering, is it in my genes? Am I going to flip out one day?

Isabella Rossi

Maggie: You coming back through?
Dudley Frank: Maybe. A biker never knows. A week, a month.
[pauses]
Dudley Frank: Six days, ten hours, 27 minutes, give or take six minutes for wind resistance.

Dude, this one looks like your mom.
[Silent Bob nods]

Jay

Elle: And wouldn't somebody who had, say, 30 perms before in their life be well aware of this rule, and if in fact you weren't washing your hair as I suspect you weren't because your curls are still intact, wouldn't you have heard the gunshot, and if in fact you had heard the gunshot Brooke Windham wouldn't have had time to hide the gun before you got downstairs. Which means you would have had to found Brooke Windham with a gun in her hand to make your story plausible, isn't that right?
Chutney Windham: She's my age! Did she tell you that? How would you feel if your father married someone who was your age?
Elle: You, however, Chutney had time to hide the gun after you shot your father.
Chutney Windham: [in tears] I didn't mean to shoot him!

We are what we protect, what we stand up for.

Sophie Neveu

[crying] It's my horse sir.

Albert

[helping sick Lindsay into pajamas] I won't look, I promise. Okay, I looked.

Ben

Can't you just eat ice cream out of a bowl, like everyone else?

Katharine Hepburn

Stacie: I will do whoever it takes in order for us to get back to the top.
Fat Amy: You mean whatever it takes.
Stacie: Yeah, I'll do that too.

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