If you cannot think of anything appropriate to say you will please restrict your remarks to the weather.

Mrs. Dashwood

You were stupid enough to get yourself into this mess! And we're the only ones crazy enough to get you out of it!

Lee Christmas

Sandy Stern: Your honor, before we begin our presentation, I would like to make a motion...
Judge Larren Lyttle: Make a motion for dismissal?
Sandy Stern: Yes, your honor.
Judge Larren Lyttle: Sit down counselor.

[referring to his gun] You go on, keep it. I'm never gonna use it again. I won't kill nobody no more. I ain't like you, Will...

The Schofield Kid

Eli: I'm very sorry, Margot.
Margot: It's okay. We're not actually related anyway.
Eli: True.

Welcome to the Dallas Buyers Club!

Ron Woodroof

Take me to a place where the drugs are free, the clubs have no gravity and every shag guarantees an orgasm!

Lulu

But, by the time I figured this all out, it was too late; she moved on. And all I had to show for it was some foolish pride which then gave way to regret. She was the girl. I know that now. But, I pushed her away. So I've spent everyday since then chasing Amy. So to speak.

Silent Bob

Minions!

Eli

Robert Wakefield: What are your policies towards treatment of addiction?
General Salazar: Treatment of addiction? Addicts treat themselves. They overdose and then there's one less to worry about.

[after being replaced by another drummer] Are you serious? That shit?

Andrew

[to Penelope] Those men wanted to have sex with me!

Louis Winthorpe III

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