[referring to his gun] You go on, keep it. I'm never gonna use it again. I won't kill nobody no more. I ain't like you, Will...

The Schofield Kid

Eli: I'm very sorry, Margot.
Margot: It's okay. We're not actually related anyway.
Eli: True.

Welcome to the Dallas Buyers Club!

Ron Woodroof

Take me to a place where the drugs are free, the clubs have no gravity and every shag guarantees an orgasm!


But, by the time I figured this all out, it was too late; she moved on. And all I had to show for it was some foolish pride which then gave way to regret. She was the girl. I know that now. But, I pushed her away. So I've spent everyday since then chasing Amy. So to speak.

Silent Bob



Robert Wakefield: What are your policies towards treatment of addiction?
General Salazar: Treatment of addiction? Addicts treat themselves. They overdose and then there's one less to worry about.

[after being replaced by another drummer] Are you serious? That shit?


[to Penelope] Those men wanted to have sex with me!

Louis Winthorpe III

[about Bond] How does he know these things?


What is this, the high hat?

Johnny Caspar

What the fuck am I doing?

Quiz Kid Donnie Smith

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