C'mon! You got everybody excited about something being blowed up, and look at your little punk British ass.


Meredith Vickers: They were right...
Janek: You wanted them to be wrong?

Just like old times.

Dominic Toretto

Schmidt: [after Mr. Walters mimicked him mockingly] I don't sound like that.
Mr. Walters: Eric! Close your eyes and tell me who's talking!
Eric Molson: [eyes closed] Ugh, Schmidt bein' a little bitch.

[as she enters the hospital, about to go into labor] It feels like I'm shitting a knife!

Angie Ostrowiski

In the world of advertising, there's no such thing as a lie. There's only expedient exaggeration.

Roger Thornhill

We are not sinking, we are crashing!


Raphael: Donnie!
Donatello: Batter up!

It's time to pump up the jam!


Judge Stevens: Mr. Reede, do we have a setlement?
Fletcher: Noooo!

Mrs. Dashwood: Surely you're not going to deprive us of beef as well as sugar.
Elinor Dashwood: There is nothing under 10 pence a pound we must economise.
Mrs. Dashwood: Do you want us to starve?
Elinor Dashwood: No. Just not to eat beef.

I've seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial.

Helen's Stepson

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