Charlie the Cook

It's not about what happened in the past, or what you think might happen in the future. It's about the ride, for Christ's sake. There is no point in going through all this crap, if your are not going to enjoy the ride. And you know what... when you least expect something great might come along. Something better then you even planned for.

Irving Feffer

Sweet balls!

Shelley Darlingson

When love and duty are one, grace is within you.

Mother Superior

Davy Jones: I wonder, Sparrow, can you condemn a innocent man, a friend to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free?
Jack Sparrow: Yep, I can live with it

John McClane: You think we should call a fire truck?
Zeus: Fuck 'em, just let 'em cook!

Find a truly original idea. It is the only way I will ever distinguish myself. It is the only way I will ever matter.


Hey man I can be your Doug!

Black Doug

Can you two stop (expletive) with the Korean Jesus!

Captain Dickson

Edward Cullen: What did you expect? Coffins and dungeons and moats?
Isabella Swan: No, not the moats.
Edward Cullen: Not the moats.

Dionne: Hello? There was a stop sign.
Cher: I totally paused.

Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?


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