Last night was the best night of my existence.Edward
Dogfood?Charlie the Cook
When love and duty are one, grace is within you.Mother Superior
No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid when he should be! This is our day! This is our time! And, by God, we're not gonna let history condemn us to celibacy! We will make a stand! We will succeed! We will get laid!Kevin
William Somerset: Ernest Hemingway once wrote: "the world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part.
Juba: Can they hear you?
Juba: Your family. In the afterlife.
Maximus: Oh yes.
Juba: What do you say to them?
Maximus: To my son - I tell him I will see him again soon. To keep his heels down while riding his horse. To my wife... that is not your business.
Do you remember "Das mÃ¤nnlein im walde", Herr Dortlich? Mischa loved that song. Let's sing for Mischa!Hannibal Lecter
[tightens rope around Dortlich's neck]
You want a piece of me? I feel like you're eyeballin' me, dawg!Warren
Delia Surridge: Is it too late to ask for forgiveness?
Delia Surridge: I'm sorry.
Let's put a smile on that face!The Joker
Harry: What's her last name? I'll look it up.
Lloyd: You know, I don't really recall. Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?
Harry: Maybe it's on the briefcase.
Lloyd: Oh, yeah! It's right here.
[He reads the manufacturer's name, which is Samsonite]
Lloyd: Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.
I guess some mistakes you never stop paying for.Roy Hobbs