Dan Foreman: How are you?
Morty: Not so good, not so good. I mean psychologically.
Dan Foreman: I'm sorry.
Morty: That's okay. Anyway my wife got a promotion. I'm hoping she'll raise my allowance.

See this is why we're not watching TV, people become obsessed.

Graham Hess

[singing] He's got the Midas touch, but he touched it too much. Hey, Goldmember. Hey, Goldmember. He's got a golden pad, he's super bad. Hey, Goldmember. Hey, Goldmember.

Foxxy Cleopatra

I don't care what universe you're from, that's got to hurt.

Beed

Miranda Frost: This is crazy. You're a double O. James Bond: It's only a number...

Girls don't pay - guys pay!

Debbie Dunham

Great pate, mom, but I gotta motor if I wanna be ready for that party tonight.

Veronica Sawyer

I come from Earth, a planet of outlaws. My name is Peter Quill. There's one other name you may know me by. Star-Lord.

Peter Quill

We have a squeaker today, class. His name is Andrew Nieman, he's 19 years old. Isn't he cute?

Terence Fletcher

Holy rabies!

Mavis

Girl on Bus: Do you have monkeys in Scotland?
Nicholas Garrigan: No, but if we did we'd probably deep fry them!

Give it up nasty, we can see you.

Hellboy

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