Favorite Quotes
Dan Foreman: How are you?
Morty: Not so good, not so good. I mean psychologically.
Dan Foreman: I'm sorry.
Morty: That's okay. Anyway my wife got a promotion. I'm hoping she'll raise my allowance.
See this is why we're not watching TV, people become obsessed.
Graham Hess
[singing] He's got the Midas touch, but he touched it too much. Hey, Goldmember. Hey, Goldmember. He's got a golden pad, he's super bad. Hey, Goldmember. Hey, Goldmember.
Foxxy Cleopatra
I don't care what universe you're from, that's got to hurt.
Beed
Miranda Frost: This is crazy. You're a double O. James Bond: It's only a number...
Girls don't pay - guys pay!
Debbie Dunham
Great pate, mom, but I gotta motor if I wanna be ready for that party tonight.
Veronica Sawyer
I come from Earth, a planet of outlaws. My name is Peter Quill. There's one other name you may know me by. Star-Lord.
Peter Quill
We have a squeaker today, class. His name is Andrew Nieman, he's 19 years old. Isn't he cute?
Terence Fletcher
Holy rabies!
Mavis
Girl on Bus: Do you have monkeys in Scotland?
Nicholas Garrigan: No, but if we did we'd probably deep fry them!
Give it up nasty, we can see you.
Hellboy
