What the fuck is this shit?

Kelly

A big man is ripping your ears off Percy. I'd do as he says.

Paul Edgecomb

Lee: These men are Triads. The most deadly gang in China.
James Carter: You think they scare me? I'm from Los Angeles, man. We invented gangs!

Some-one get this snake off my ass.

Big Leroy

I did something really bad once and I'm never gonna be the same!

Ben Thomas

Gwen: Is it true this is your seventh year at Coolidge?
Van Wilder: Carry the two, yes that's correct.

Reporter: How did you find America?
John: Turned left at Greenland.

I'm not staying in this freaking house another second, so come on.

Luke

You can't hurt me anymore!

The Cabinet Lady

Woody: Look Jessie, I know you hate me for leaving, but I have to go back. I'm still Andy's toy. Well, if you knew him, you'd understand. See, Andy's...
Jessie: Let me guess. Andy's a real special kid, and to him, you're his buddy, his best friend, and when Andy plays with you it's like... even though you're not moving, you feel like you're alive, because that's how he sees you.
Woody: How did you know that?
Jessie: Because Emily was just the same. She was my whole world.

You're retiring, six more days and you're all the way gone.

Police Captain

Kirk: How are we doing?
McCoy: How are "we" doing? Funny you should put it quite that way, Jim. "We" are doing fine.

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