Percy Garris: Can you hit anything?
Sundance Kid: Sometimes.

It's like War of the Worlds.


Stay dad!

Young Murph

[speaking to crowd] This is a wonderous day. Today, we make history!

Mayor De Soto

John McClane: Hey, can you pick locks?
Zeus: Is this one of those black things again?

Marshal Biggs: Sam, are you out of your mind? He's dead.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: That ought to make him easier to catch.

Dick Hallorann: Some places are like people: some shine and some don't.

His internal organs are completely solid.

Reed Richards

And in the next life, father, I'M gonna have the PADDLE.


Derek, have you got your cup on? Because I will hit you there.

Fred Simmons

Carlos: You called, Edna? You are a vision as always. Ah, Hello, Alex.
Alexander Scott: Hi, Carlos. How was Cuba?
Carlos: Es... adequate.

He made the shot dickhead. You bet him he couldn't, and he did.

Tyler Sims

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