What does a snail have to do to reincarnate? Leave the perfect trail of slime?Edward Cole
French journalist: Inspector, do you know if the killer was a man or woman?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Well of course I know that! What else is there? A kitten?
Mr. Robinson: Do you ummm... do you want to tell me *why* you did it
Benjamin: Mr. Robinson!
Mr. Robinson: Do you have a special grudge against me? Do you feel a particularly strong resentment? Is there something I've said that's caused this contempt, or is it just things I stand for that you despise?
Stacy: Happy anniversary, Wayne.
Wayne Campbell: Stacy, we broke up two months ago.
Stacy: Well, that doesn't mean we can't still go out, does it?
Wayne Campbell: Well, it does actually, that's what breaking up is.
If you want the truth, Peter, come and get it!Dr. Curt Connors
Just never turn this cheek. Don't let them punk you.Hancock
Father Ritley: Body of Christ.
Evian Graham: Are these non-fat?
Sometimes I truly fear that I... am losing my mind. And if I did it... it would be like flying blind.Howard Hughes
He ate the light.Hooper
The Stranger: No whiskey. No rum.
Lucy Ikos: Alcohol's illegal this month. Folks have hard enough time in the dark without booze making it worse.
The Stranger: Well forget about... the liquor, Lucy. Just bring me a bowl of raw hamburger.
Lucy Ikos: You can only get meat two ways around here - frozen or burned.
Tugg Speedman: This is insane. Are you telling me you're quitting the movie? We're supposed to be a unit!
Kirk Lazarus: Suck my unit.
Learn that shit, brother. That shit'll get you killed. These motherfuckers out there be plotting all types of shit on you.Alonzo