Persephone: ...just a sample.
Trinity: How about you sample this instead?
[draws her gun]

I'm sorry for not standing, my fucking feet are killing me.

Bill Sullivan

Serendipity: I'm responsible for nineteen of the twenty top-grossing films of all time.
Bethany: Nineteen?
Serendipity: Yeah, the one about the kid, by himself in his house, burglars trying to get in and he fights them off? I had nothing to do with that one. Somebody sold their soul to Satan to get the grosses up on that piece of shit.

Eden: How 'bout you crawl back into the cave you came from...
Kala: Yeah, how 'bout I knock you on the head and take you back with me!

And if you keep usin' that needle they'll take away your music and put you in *jail!* Is that what you want?

Della Bea Robinson

What are we having social hour over here? I'm supposed to be being a bitch.

Jodi

Phillip Altman: Dad was a stoner?
Judd Altman: No, it was probably medicinal.
Phillip Altman: It always is.

Elektra: You sure you're blind?
Matt Murdock: You sure you don't want to tell me your name?

Did you ever see that "Twilight Zone" where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool, huh?

Garth Algar

Stay in school!

Kelly

Jay: So your in this for the pussy right?
Brent: No, I'm in this because I LOOOVE animals, stupid?
Jay: Even Sheep?
Brent: Of course. Sheep are beautiful creatures.
Jay: So would you fuck a sheep?
Brent: What is your damage, little boy. You have a sick and twisted world perspective.
Jay: No, you're misunderstaning me, Prince Valiant. I'm saying if you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep, if you were another sheep?
Brent: Well, in that case, you bet your sweet ass I would.
Jay: Thought so.

Harry Dunne: It's a postcard from Fraida Felcher. 'Harry, I'm pregnant. Please call me.'
Lloyd Christmas: What do you think it means, Harry?

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