Rabbi Jake Schram: Jews want their rabbis to be the kind of Jews they don't have the time to be.
Father Brian Finn: Yeah, and Catholics want their priests to be the kind of Catholics they don't have the discipline to be.

Philip Lisle: Your documentations and guarantees. If I were you, I'd keep them in a very safe place.
Terry Leather: Yeah, well it very well won't be a safety deposit box.

Help me understand what's going on?

Lydia Mercer

Wanda: I want you to know something Otto.
Otto: What?
Wanda: Even if you were my brother I'd still want to fuck you.

[watching sexy girl wash a car] My Lord, whatever I done, don't strike me blind for another couple of minutes.


Ellie, still waiting for E.T. to call?

David Drumlin

Remember, concentrate on the moment. Feel, don't think. Trust your instincts.

Qui-Gon Jinn

Women have choices, and men have responsibilities.


This is the LAPD. We're the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama's ashamed of me. She tells everybody I'm a drug dealer.


Jacob: Hey Nick, rip off any pop stars lately?
Nick: Today I recorded an original piece... Okay, it was that Lisa Loeb song.

He's not part of our lives, but we wish him luck with his.


Facts, not memories. That's how you investigate. I know, it's what I used to do.

Leonard Shelby

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