Do you know what everyone is saying about you? They're saying you froze up!

Janeane

Seven parking tickets.

Roger Thornhill

Sometimes you just gotta say "what the heck."

Joel's Father

[the boat is leaving the dock, and Carl made Jack stay because he hasn't finished the script]
Carl Denham: I keep telling you, Jack, there's no money in theater. That's why you should stick with film.
Jack Driscoll: No Carl, it's not about the money. I love theater.
Carl Denham: No you don't. If you really loved it, you would've jumped.

General Madine: We have stolen a small Imperial shuttle. Disguised as a cargo ship, and using a secret Imperial code, a strike team will land on the moon and deactivate the shield generator.
C-3PO: Sounds dangerous.
Princess Leia: [to Han] I wonder who they found to pull that off.
General Madine: General Solo, is your strike team assembled?

Doodie!

Spalding Smails
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  • Rating: Unrated

Cut me, Mick.

Rocky

DUDE!

Michelangelo
  • Permalink: DUDE!
  • Rating: Unrated

Fatty Rossiter: It was already loaded. Jesus, Clyde, you have three pistols and you only have one arm for Christ's sake.
Clyde: Well I just don't want to be killed for lack of shootin' back.

Come on, all the long distance lines are down? What about satellite? Is it snowing in space? Don't you keep open a line for emergencies or for celebrities? I'm both. I'm a celebrity in an emergency.

Phil

This is all going to end badly.

Banky Edwards

Gwen Stacy: No, Dad, I do not want cocoa. Honestly, I'm 17 years old.
George Stacy: Okay. I just thought I remembered somebody saying last week that her fantasy was to live in a chocolate house.
Gwen Stacy: Well, that's impractical.
Gwen Stacy: And fattening.
Peter Parker: Chocolate house.

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