Padme: You'll be fine.
Dorme: It's not me, M'lady. I'm worried about you. What if they realize you left the capital?
Padme: [regarding Anakin] Well, then my Jedi protector will have to prove how good he is.

Since you're new here, I'm gonna cut you a break... today. So, why don't you make like a tree... and get out of here.

Biff Tannen

In the world of advertising, there's no such thing as a lie. There's only expedient exaggeration.

Roger Thornhill

We are not sinking, we are crashing!


Max Cherry: If you've got time, you think you can find out where he's staying?
Winston: Cops can't locate him, huh?
Max Cherry: They don't have your winning personality.

George: Honestly! Me mind boggles at the very idea, a grown man and you haven't shaved with a safety razor.
Shake: It's not my fault. I come from a long line of electricians.

Do you have anything here besides Mexican food?

Dusty Bottoms

Please, I beg you! For safety's sake, don't humiliate him!

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein

I bet she gives great helmet.

Dark Helmet

Raphael: Donnie!
Donatello: Batter up!

Uncle Albert: With great power comes... ow!
Rick Riker: Great responsibility? Try to breathe!
Uncle Albert: I can't. You're kneeling on my balls!

Mameha: I'm wonder why Mrs. Nitta has not adopted Hatsumomo?
Sayuri Nitta: That would be like releasing the tiger from its cage.

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