It's all Obi-Wan's fault. He's jealous. He's holding me back.


Your bones don't break. Mine do. That's clear. Your cells react to bacteria and viruses differently than mine. You don't get sick. I do. That's also clear. But for some reason, you and I react the exact same way to water. We swallow it too fast, we choke. We get some in our lungs, we drown. However unreal it may seem, we are connected, you and I. We're on the same curve, just on opposite ends.

Elijah Price

Edward Ferrars: Your friendship has been the most important of my life.
Elinor Dashwood: You will always have it.

You can stick this marriage right in your bottom.


You can do it!

Rudy Giuliani

Grace Cardiff: He told me to make sure and tell you: the name is an anagram.

Great Caesar's ghost.

Perry White

His name's Bison. I've tracked him through eleven major cities on four continents and never come close, not once. This guy walks through the raindrops. Anybody that's against him is either dead, or on their way.

Charlie Nash

Hey, fluff your bangs up a little bit?


Put some Windex.

Gus Portokalos


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Bryan Mills: Listen carefully, Kim, something’s happened to your mom.
Kim Mills: Dad, what’s going on?
Bryan Mills: Don’t trust anyone.

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