You could be a model. It's too bad you're not sexy.

Sebastian

Why don't you sleep with the pigs, cindersoot, if you insist on smelling like one.

Marguerite

Cover me, Dicklips!

Kirk Lazarus

Earl Bassett: Dammit, I'm gonna kick his ass!
Valentine McKee: I'm gonna help you.

I would definitely bring protection.

Thomas

Kamehameha!

Goku

I am satisfied with my care.

Hiro

Holy crap balls.

Flint Lockwood

Steven Taylor's greatest hits.

David Shaw

I'm willing to sign breasts!

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Tibby: So Kostos isn't married. Why can't you just stop thinking about it and follow your heart?
Lena: Because...he broke my heart!

I need unguent.

Gaer Grimsrud

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