Minny don't burn fried chicken.

Minny Jackson

Fight club wasn't about winning or losing. It wasn't about words. The hysterical shouting was in tongues, like at a Pentecostal Church.


[narrating] Why was Harold talking to this man? This man... was an idiot; this man used words like "wibbly-wobbly" and "convo", and explained that trees were trees. Of course trees were trees; Harold knew that trees were trees.

Karen Eiffel

Crush: Dude? Dude? Focus dude... Dude?
Marlin: [wakes up]
Crush: Oh, he lives. Hey, dude!
Marlin: Oh... What happened?
Crush: Saw the whole thing, dude. First you were all like "whoa." And we were like "whoa" ... and you were like "whoa...”
Marlin: What are you talking about?

Do you have any ideas how many Air Jordans six black kids wear?

Sergio Roma

I dreamed I was a soldier who could bring peace. But eventually, you always have to wake up.

Jake Sully

Luke: Come with me.
Darth Vader: Obi-Wan once thought as you do. You don't know the *power* of the Dark Side, I *must* obey my master.

[to Chiles] That's how it's done, sweetheart.

Kelly Canter

[Explaining why the girls can't find their book "Three Little Kittens"] That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously...


John McClane: You think we should call a fire truck?
Zeus: Fuck 'em, just let 'em cook!

Ron: What are those?
Harry: My dress robes...
Ron: Well, those're all right! No lace, no dodgy little collar...
Harry: Well, I expect yours are more traditional...
Ron: Traditional? They're ancient! I look like my great aunt Tessie!
[takes a sniff in the underarm area]
Ron: I smell like my great Aunt Tessie!

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.


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