Alice: What's your work?
Dan: I'm sort of... journalist.
Alice: What sort?
Dan: I write obituaries.
[after crashing into a car dealership] The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year!Elwood
You should be reading stories about bears that go shopping!Detective John Kimble
It's ok. I just hit my face!Dudley Frank
Del Fuegos! Hide the bikes! Quick!Woody Stevens
Never attack a drunk guy with a gun.Principal Gardner
[narrating] No matter where he is, I thought you should know what kind of man your father really was.Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris
Jack Ryan: There's no beer in the fridge.
Nancy Hayes: Look in the cabinet.
Jack Ryan: In the cabinet? What are you, British?
I must be the one to kill Harry Potter!Lord Voldemort
Oh honey. If that's what you call an invitation, you'll be dancing with yourself.Taylor McKessie
If I were thinking clearly, Leonard, I would tell you that I wrestle alone in the dark, in the deep dark, and that only I can know. Only I can understand my condition. You live with the threat, you tell me you live with the threat of my extinction. Leonard, I live with it too.Virginia Woolf