Mowgli: Hello. What are you doing?
Junior: Shh. Drillin'.
Mowgli: Can I do it, too?
Junior: Sure, just do what I do. But don't talk in ranks. It's against regulations.

Oh, no... this is Earth, isn't it?

Thor [waking up in the desert]

I found the eye of the snake.


Po: Wow! This vase is said to contain the souls of all the ancient warriors!
Shifu: Are you finished touring yet?

I was a cop searching for a righteous cause.

Max Rockatansky

Computers are a bitch!

Luther Stickell

Patty: How do you go to the bathroom in space?
Jim Lovell: Well, um... I tell you it's a very complicated procedure that involves cranking down the window and looking for a gas station.

Why can't a woman be more like a man?

Professor Henry Higgins

I have you now!

Darth Vader

I hate those guys.

Dean Vernon Wormer

Want a cookie?

Teddy KGB

Welcome to Sea World, Kid.


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