Favorite Quotes
Carl Showalter: I'm not gonna debate you, Jerry.
Jerry Lundegaard: Okay.
Carl Showalter: I'm not gonna sit here and debate.
What's holding him up?
Hank Fallon
Are you kidding me? Look at all this crap! There's like a million wires in here. I'm more like a three wire guy
MacGruber
Rosemary Woodhouse: Oh, God!
Roman Castevet: God is dead! Satan lives!
Another wedding invitation. And a list. Lovely.
Charles
The aliens went back to their dying home. Only a few were chosen to stay.
Jake Sully
I'm just a regular guy who did a wicked fucking awesome thing.
Donny
Legalize it
Deputy Clementine Johnson
Jim McAllister: Dave, I'm just saying this as your friend: What you're doing is really, really wrong... and you've gotta stop. The line you've crossed is... it's immoral... and it's illegal.
Dave Novotny: Jim, come on, I don't need a lecture on ethics.
Jim McAllister: I'm not talking about ethics, I'm talking about morals.
Dave Novotny: What's the difference?
Harry Bright: Bugger.
Sam Carmichael: My sentiments exactly.
I die with you, Donnie.
Lefty
Marianne: Good morning, Fanny.
Fanny: Good morning, Miss Marianne.
Marianne: How did you find the silver? Was it all genuine?
