Tony Robbins: Haven't you ever heard that beauty is in the eye of the beholder?
Mauricio: Have you heard the song "Who Let The Dogs Out"?

Crude noisemaker.

General Zod

Oh... guys? Don't stay in here all day. I had to take the batteries out of the carbon monoxide detector; it was beeping all night.


Pee-wee: Have a nice day.
Large Marge: Be sure and tell 'em Large Marge sent ya! Heh heh heh heh heh.

[after smashing Paul's ankles with a sledgehammer] ... God I love you.

Annie Wilkes

Raleigh: Are you ever coming home?
Margot: Maybe not.
Raleigh: Well I want to die.

Let the blood bath begin.

Professor Callahan

[to the other three] I'm just swimming here with my gay friends.

Woody Stevens

[helping sick Lindsay into pajamas] I won't look, I promise. Okay, I looked.


We've anxiously awaited your return my liege.


Skipper: Alright, you! Where's Dave?
Skipper: Give us the good.
Kowalski: Sir, that's a baby squid.
Skipper: Sorry, laddie.

[on Arrius' orders, Judah is left unlocked for the upcoming battle; Judah touches his unchained ankle, bewildered]
Rower No. 42: Forty-one, why did he do that?
Judah Ben-Hur: I don't know.
[remembering Nazareth]
Judah Ben-Hur: Once before, a man helped me. I didn't know why then.

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