Storm: Can you teleport inside?
Nightcrawler: No. I have to be able to see where I am going, otherwise I could wind up inside a wall.
I mean, I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen it... It really, deeply upset me.Aldous Snow
They talk like they're conspiring to conspire.Ray Castro
Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.Van Wilder
Larry Wade: [Referring to the drinks] We've gotten a head start here, Mr. Thornhill.
Roger Thornhill: That won't last long.
Everyone thinks about leaping off a building.Karen Eiffel
Lee: What happened?
John: They caught a train.
Queen Elizabeth II: Have we shown you how to start a nuclear war yet?
Tony Blair: Uh, no.
Queen Elizabeth II: No? First thing we do, apparently. Then we take away your passport and spend the rest of the time sending you around the world.
Get that crazy bitch away from me!Ava Gardner
I don't remember any ruins in Narnia.Edmund Pevensie
[about Django] He is a rambunctious sort, ain't he?Calvin Candie
Pee-wee: Hi, Dottie, it's Pee-wee!
Dottie: Pee-wee? Where are you calling from?
Pee-wee: Honest! I'll prove it!
Pee-wee: The stars at night are big and bright...
Passersby: [singing and clapping] ... deep in the heart of Texas!