Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy.Bruce
I come from Earth, a planet of outlaws. My name is Peter Quill. There's one other name you may know me by. Star-Lord.Peter Quill
New Member Ted: This was the best one ever!
Jim Feingold: [shakes Nicholas' hand] You know, thank God you jumped, because if you didn't, I was supposed to throw you off!
So I exist in this wasteland, hunted by scavengers.Max Rockatansky
[over the phone to Tony Stark] I will do what Howard Stark did to my family over 40 years to you in 40 minutes.Ivan Vanko
Don't ever say that word. I will never come over and bring you chicken soup and fuck your brains out again.Julie
I did something really bad once and I'm never gonna be the same!Ben Thomas
Margot: Here, you're gonna need this.
Elle: Your scrunchie?
Margot: My LUCKY scrunchie. It helped me pass Spanish.
Serena: You passed Spanish because you gave Professor Montoya a lap dance after the final.
Margot: Yeah... Luckily!
Lee: What happened?
John: They caught a train.
Sir Alexander Dane: You don't hold the turbo down, it's for quick boosts!
Jason Nesmith: Oh, like you know!
[after the Simpsons' house collapses into the sink hole] They're China's problem now.Chief Wiggum
Nash. Who's winning ... you, or you?Hansen