Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy.

Bruce

I come from Earth, a planet of outlaws. My name is Peter Quill. There's one other name you may know me by. Star-Lord.

Peter Quill

New Member Ted: This was the best one ever!
Jim Feingold: [shakes Nicholas' hand] You know, thank God you jumped, because if you didn't, I was supposed to throw you off!

So I exist in this wasteland, hunted by scavengers.

Max Rockatansky

[over the phone to Tony Stark] I will do what Howard Stark did to my family over 40 years to you in 40 minutes.

Ivan Vanko

Don't ever say that word. I will never come over and bring you chicken soup and fuck your brains out again.

Julie

I did something really bad once and I'm never gonna be the same!

Ben Thomas

Margot: Here, you're gonna need this.
Elle: Your scrunchie?
Margot: My LUCKY scrunchie. It helped me pass Spanish.
Serena: You passed Spanish because you gave Professor Montoya a lap dance after the final.
Margot: Yeah... Luckily!

Lee: What happened?
John: They caught a train.

Sir Alexander Dane: You don't hold the turbo down, it's for quick boosts!
Jason Nesmith: Oh, like you know!

[after the Simpsons' house collapses into the sink hole] They're China's problem now.

Chief Wiggum

Nash. Who's winning ... you, or you?

Hansen

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