Carol Connelly: How are you?
Simon Bishop: Don't ask. I'm tired of my own complaints. I need to get some new thoughts.
Carol Connelly: Why? What are you thinking about now?
Simon Bishop: How to die, mostly.
Carol Connelly: To think that in our little mix you're the good roommate.

...blowing away a fleeing suspect with my 44 magnum used to mean everything to me, I enjoyed it, well who wouldn't?

Lt. Frank Drebin

Percy: [When Bard approaches Laketown in his ship] Halt! Goods inspection. Papers please!... Oh, it's you, Bard!
Bard the Bowman: Morning, Percy.
Percy: Anything to declare?
Bard the Bowman: Nothing. But I am cold and tired, and ready for home.
Percy: You and me both.

They see only what they want to see.

Cole Sear

What, are you gonna give me some advice? Just say no? Well, forget it! How the fuck are you gonna save me from my life, huh?

Emilio Ramirez

Please don't say anything important 'til I come back.


As you know this puts us in awkward position... I don't have enough to continue.


Get a grip, people hate sissies. No-one's ever going to shag you if you cry all the time.


Fuck it! I'm... I'm gay!


I'm not wearing any diamonds!

Rick Riker

Don't overlook my butt, I work out all the time. And reaping burns a lot of calories.

Grim Reaper

[narrating] I wanted to run away that day, but you can't run away from your own feet.

Flint Lockwood

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