[to Reese] Try reading a paper redneck instead of sleeping under it.

En-Joo

Sometimes there are things no one can fix.

Padme

I know her. Like know her.

Sherrif

E.B.: Is she seeing anyone?
Fred: No. She's single and she's looking for a rabbit.

Where are you going, Starfish and Friends?

Chad

Messenger Pirate: I can't find Mr. Jones captain, I've looked everywhere.
Katanga: He has to be here somewhere. Look again.
Messenger Pirate: [notices Indy on U-Boat] I found him.
Katanga: Where?
Messenger Pirate: [pointing to the U-Boat] There!

I never thought you were a bad consiglieri, Tom. I thought Santino was a bad don, rest in peace.

Don Corleone

Ooooh... You think you're so cool with your karate... and your child-like reflexes!

Roy

Sam: He's my knight in shining armor.
Andrew Largeman: Don't talk about knights around Mark, it's a sore subject.
Mark: I'm gonna kill that motherfucker!
Andrew Largeman: Pun intended?

Charlie Dillon: You know something? I'm still gonna get into Harvard. And in 10 years no one will remember any of this. But you'll still be a goddamn Jew.
David Green: And you'll still be a prick.

Because you insist on talking about Dad's bowel movements; size, color, frequency, I"LL CALL YA LATER!

Fletcher

Glen: I work at Burger King.
Gary: You want fries with that.

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