You stop this fight, I'll kill ya'!


Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.

Wayne Campbell

Murder is distasteful.


[on phone] Tell Dr. Cox I have the new keys!
[Osbourne hangs up, and picks up a hatchet]

Osborne Cox

I feel like a bird!


What'd you think, son? That I was just some crazy old coot, putting everyone in harm's way as I yelled "YEE-HA!"?

Capt. Ramsey

What? He missed? Sorter never fucking misses.


[To Shrek and Fiona] Good Morning, good morning... to you, and you and youuuuu.


Indiana Jones: Who is your mother, again?
Mutt Williams: Mary, Mary Williams. You don't remember her?
Indiana Jones: There've been a lot of Marys, kid.
Mutt Williams: [draws switchblade] Hey! That's my mother you're talking about!

You're so fucked. Here let me get a picture while I'm at it.

Michael Clayton

[Looking over an inadequate contract]
Jerry Maguire: I'll go back to them.
Marcee Tidwell: And say what? "Please remove your dick from my ass"?

King of Swamp Castle: Listen, Alice...
Prince Herbert: Herbert.
King of Swamp Castle: Herbert...

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