I was hiding under your porch because I love you.Dug
Francisco Flores: [about assasinating Eduardo Ruiz] I want to use a bomb.
Helena Ayala: Are you kidding? Can't you just shoot him or something?
Francisco Flores: I don't really like guns. You shoot someone in the head three times and some pinchy doctor will keep them alive.
There, first time I've felt safe all day.Pat Fearing
Verbal ability is a highly overrated thing in a guy, and it's our pathetic need for it that gets us into so much trouble.Becky
This is what I do; if some idiot with a sledgehammer could break in do you really think I'd still have a job?Burnham
Marty DiBergi: Now, during the Flower People period, who was your drummer?
David St. Hubbins: Stumpy's replacement, Peter James Bond. He also died in mysterious circumstances. We were playing a, uh...
Nigel Tufnel: ...Festival.
David St. Hubbins: Jazz blues festival. Where was that?
Nigel Tufnel: Blues jazz, really.
Derek Smalls: Blues jazz festival. Misnamed.
Nigel Tufnel: It was in the Isle of, uh...
David St. Hubbins: Isle of Lucy. The Isle of Lucy jazz and blues festival.
Nigel Tufnel: And, uh, it was tragic, really. He exploded on stage.
Derek Smalls: Just like that.
David St. Hubbins: He just went up.
Nigel Tufnel: He just was like a flash of green light... And that was it. Nothing was left.
David St. Hubbins: Look at his face.
Nigel Tufnel: Well, there was...
David St. Hubbins: It's true, this really did happen.
Nigel Tufnel: It's true. There was a little green globule on his drum seat.
David St. Hubbins: Like a stain, really.
Nigel Tufnel: It was more of a stain than a globule, actually.
Leprechaun: Are you Holly Kennedy?
Holly Kennedy: If I am will you sing at me?
Holly Kennedy: No, I'm not.
Leprechaun: I could get reported!
Popeye. You still picking your feet in Poughkeepsie?Walt Simonson
Even though some of you are pretty thin, you all have fat hearts, and that's what matters.Fat Amy
This not as is to see as seeing is to not having seen anything at all.Zeus
Uh, ma - ma'am? I, uh, um, well, I just wanted to say you're a bright young woman with a beautiful yarn full of hair. A hair full of yarn. It's ah... um... I must go.Buzz Lightyear
Hospital Nurse: We brought you right back. People die all the time.
Bertram Pincus: Yeah, but it's usually just once...at the end.