Bill: [Reading from phone book] The only true wisdom consists in knowing, that you know nothing.
Ted: That's us, dude.
Bill: Oh, yeah!
Well, you must be Jake's hot date. I'm Melanie, Jake's snotty Yankee bitch wife whom he refuses to divorce.Melanie Carmichael
Mildred: Poor Mr. Herrington.
Lewis: I KILLED HIM?
Dudley Frank: [upon seeing Maggie] She's perfect for me. I wanted to say something funny, but all I could think of was black jokes.
Bobby Davis: Do tell... which ones? Why don't you tell the one that ends with me beating your ass?
President McKenna: How did you get these?
Professor X: Well, let's just say I know a little girl who can walk through walls.
You have to trust yourself.Tori
[Mr. Peter Myers takes off the clown mask] Michael?Mr. Peter Myers
Wolverine: They're ready.
Storm: Are you ready to do what's necessary when the time comes?
These waves are for the big boys.Eden
All right, put your hands in the air!Metro Man
Counselor: I want her to have something that she would not be uncomfortable wearing. I don't want to give her a diamond so big she'd be afraid to wear it.
Diamond Dealer: She is probably more courageous than you imagine.
Everybody thinks they have good taste and a sense of humor but they couldn't possibly all have good taste.Marie