Mr. Braddock: Well would you mind telling me what these last four years of hard work was for?
Benjamin: You got me...

Ned Flanders: Ok, boys, when you meet Jesus, be sure to call Him Mr. Christ.
Todd Flanders: Will Buddha be there?
Ned Flanders: No.

Walter: Do you guys think that Kermit's been acting a little weird lately?
Miss Piggy: That's ridiculous! He's never been so caring and devoted to me!
Rizzo: Yeah, that's what we are saying!

Bobby Shatford: So, what are you so happy about?
Captain Billy Tyne: You just caught me on a good night. I'm doing what I was made to do - and I've got a feeling I'm going to do it even better this time.

Jack Byrnes: Greg's in medicine too.
Bob Banks: What field?
Greg Focker: Nursing.
Bob Banks: Ha ha ha ha. No, really, what field are you in?
Greg Focker: Nursing.

Gee whiz, ma, we oughtta have these heart to heart talks more often, they're good for us.


Shaun: David, kill the Queen!
David: What?
Shaun: The jukebox!

[narrating] How could she breathe in that house full of Norma Desmonds? Around every corner, Norma Desmonds... more Norma Desmonds... and still more Norma Desmonds.

Joe Gillis

I don't trust air I can't see.

Capt. Ramsey

I'm like the dumb girl that doesn't get it. I've never been the dumb girl before. It ain't so great.

Erica Barry

Alice Evans: He's a killer, Daniel.
Dan Evans: Then someone oughta have the decency to bring him to justice.

From now on, we live in a world where man has walked on the moon. And it's not a miracle, we just decided to go.

Jim Lovell

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