[On Brian falling in love with Anna...]
Rabbi Jake Schram: I mean, she's like your sister!
Father Brian Finn: Thank you for adding new depth to my confusion.

It can only be attributable to human error.


Is he your husband or your father?

Louise Sawyer

Sister Encarnación: Wrestling is ungodly Ignacio. People cheer for him... and he is a false idol.
Nacho: Whatever.

Carla: You didn't mean what you just said, did you?
Stanley Goodspeed: When?
Carla: Just right now, when you were talking about bringing a child into the world, and having it be an act of cruelty.
Stanley Goodspeed: I meant it at the time.
Carla: Stanley, "at the time" ... You said it seven and a half seconds ago!
Stanley Goodspeed: Well... gosh, kind of a lot's happened since then.

People think it's all about misery and desperation and death and all that shit which is not to be ignored, but what they forget is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn't do it. After all, we're not fucking stupid. At least, we're not that fucking stupid.

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton

I'm Irish! This is milk to me baby! Milk!

Father Brian Finn

[repeated line] You know what I hate?

Mr. Smith

Beaver #1: What you get for lunch?
Beaver #2: Wood. What you get?
Beaver #1: Wood. Wanna trade?

Young Stud: I, I think she did too much coke.
Colonel James: Oh you think so doctor?

Chew on this motherfuckers!

Deputy Fallon

You said we were going to go to Morocco. There is no Morocco. There's not even a Penny Lane. I don't even know your real name.

William Miller

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