Henry! What a disagreeable surprise.

Mrs. Higgins

It's LEH-vitt, not Le' Vesque. I'm not a goddamn French-Canadian.

Adam Leavitt

Elwood: Baby clothes...
Jake: This place has got everything.

Flight Attendant: Sir, we have a policy on this airline that if a bag is this large we take...
Greg Focker: okay you know what, take you scrubby little paws *off* my bag, okay? It's not like I have a bomb in here. It's not like I wanna blow up the plane. I just want to store my bag according to your safety regulations.
Flight Attendant: Sir, sir!
Greg Focker: Hey, hey, If you would take a second, take the little sticks out of your head, clean out your ears, and maybe you would see that I'm a person who has feelings, and all I have to do is do what I wanna do and all I want to do is hold on to my bag and not listen to you! And the only way that I would ever let go of my bag would be if you came over here right now and tried to pry it from my dead, lifeless fingers, okay? If you can get it from my kung-fu grip then you can come and have it, okay? Otherwise, step off, bitch.

Butch Cassidy: Don't they get tired? Don't they get hungry?
Sundance Kid: They gotta be.
Butch Cassidy: Why don't they slow up? Hell, they could even go faster, at least that'd be a change. They don't even break formation. Do something.

Alex: You are really good out there.
B. Rabbit: Where? In line at the lunch truck?

I have no socks left around these holes.

Julien Doinel

David Shaw: What happens if the plan goes to hell?
Steven: It won't.

Roger Thornhill: How do we know it's not a fake? It looks like a fake.
Bidder: Well, one thing we know. You're no fake. You are a genuine idiot.

Private Joker: Leonard, if Hartman comes in here and catches us, we'll both be in a world of shit.
Private Gomer Pyle: I am... in a world... of shit.

[after being flaked off by a motel manager] You (expletive)!

Billy
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William: This is a disaster.
Roland: [staring at the tent material] Nah, I think it'll tunic up quite nicely.

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