Han Solo: Han Solo. I'm captain of the Millennium Falcon. Chewie here tells me you're lookin' for passage to the Alderaan system?
Obi-Wan: Yes indeed, if it's a fast ship.
Han Solo: Fast ship? You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?

Yeah it's a mess back there.


Gordon, when you tell this story to your grandkids, you be sure to leave this part out.

Capt. James West

Do it.

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It's just an anonymous room. There's nothing in the drawers. But you look anyway. Nothing except the Gideon bible, which I, of course, read religiously.

Leonard Shelby

Does it look like I got cunt written on my head? Who do you think you are fucking with?

Chev Chelios

[to Schultz] Come on over. We got us a fight going on that's a good bit of fun.

Calvin Candie

My parents wanted to move me into high school out of the sixth grade, but we decided to chuck the idea because I'd have trouble making friends, blah, blah, blah. Now blah, blah, blah is all I ever do. I use my grand IQ to decide what color lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew...

Veronica Sawyer

Someone's in my fruit cellar! Someone with a fresh soooul!


Roz Focker: Yeah, and now it's up to 50 Fockers.
Jack Byrnes: 50 Fockers. What could be better?

You lay life on a table and cut out all the tumors of injustice. Marvelous.


First assistant director: [about Norma Desmond] She must be a million years old.
Cecil B. DeMille: I hate to think where that puts me. I could be her father.

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