Anywhere you go, all around the world, all the best cooks are men.

Lefty Ruggiero

What was it he promised you, a share of the treasure! I will not part with a single piece!

Smaug

[to a group of children] I'll tell you one thing about the universe, though. The universe is a pretty big place. It's bigger than anything anyone has ever dreamed of before. So if it's just us... seems like an awful waste of space. Right?

Ellie Arroway

We are Groot!

Groot

She's gone mental, Hermione has! I mean, not that she wasn't always. But, now it's out there in the open for everyone to see.

Ron

[repeated line] What the fuck, man?

Lieutenant Jim Dangle

You're an optimist, sir. See I had you figured for a grouch.

Chris Burnett

Let's play a game!

Billy Russoti

I'm just trying to help these people.

Sam Childers

What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.

Captain, Road Prison 36

Pam Byrnes: Greg Honey, how are you doing?
Greg Focker: Oh great, considering I desecrated your Grandma's remains, found out you were engaged, and had your Father ask me to milk him.

This is my retrial.

Nick Cassidy

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