A homosexual with power... that's scary.

Harvey Milk

The French don't care what they do actually, as long as they pronounce it properly.

Professor Henry Higgins

Someone has been pissing on my Gamecube and I'm about to close the case.

Titembay

Whatcha go to college? To get stupid? You're really stupid!

Santino

The Schofield Kid: I ain't never killed no one before that, Will.
Will Munny: Well, you sure killed the hell outta that guy.

I'm not one of those singers who appears in movies!

Steven Tyler

Is that one of mine? I think one of my research turtles survived.

Alistair Hennessey

Driver: What's your problem, Schmuck!
Fletcher: I'm an inconsiderate prick!

Peter Pevensie: Prince Caspian?
Prince Caspian: You're not exactly what I expected.
[locks eyes with Susan]
Edmund Pevensie: Neither are you.

Jane Aubrey: It's not mine.
Billy Chapel: You mean it doubles as a flashlight?

That fuckin' bitch just can't run away because she don't want to screw on film anymore!

Kelly

Parker: Uh, before we dock, I think we oughta discuss the bonus situation.
Brett: Right.
Parker: Brett and I, we think we oughta - we deserve full shares, right baby?
Brett: Right. You see, Mr. Parker and I feel that the bonus situation has never been on a-an equitable level.
Dallas: Well, you get what you're contracted for like everybody else.
Brett: Yes, but everybody else, uh, gets more than us.

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