He's not part of our lives, but we wish him luck with his.


Make sure we follow the rules.


Alvy Singer: I can't go into a movie that's already started, because I'm anal.
Annie Hall: That's a polite word for what you are.

When I'm finished, this world will never forget.


At least I have a fuckin' job.

B. Rabbit

[catching Roxanne] What were you saying? I'm sorry, I was too busy saving your life!


With no power comes no responsibility.

Dave Lizewski

Prime Minister: I'm very jealous of your plane, by the way.
The President: We love that old thing.

No, I mean the way he saved her. I mean, I... I could never do anything like that. That was somethin'. The reason people treat me like I'm nothin' is 'cause I'm nothin'.


Egor Korshunov: I understand that Air Force One can refuel in mid-air. Well we need fuel, and we need it now.
Vice President Kathryn Bennett: I'm sure we can come to some kind of arrangement. If you land the plane we'll trade fuel for hostages.
Egor Korshunov: This is bullshit! It's simple physics. Without fuel the plane crashes, everybody dies!

Governor Sio Bibble: A communications disruption could mean only one thing: invasion.

That's the way it crumbles... cookie-wise.

C.C. Baxter

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