Well, if it ain't Mr. "Big-in-the-Britches", himself!


Percy: Where are we?
Inez: This is Little Havana.
Percy: Like in Grand Theft Auto?

If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain


Helen: Oh my God, you got food poisoining from that restaurant, didn't you.
Annie: No, I had the same thing that she had and I feel fine.
[As Becca starts to feel sick and attempts to control pucking]

Stuart: See it's a fun game Sidney. We ask you questions and if you get one wrong, BOO-GAH, you die.
Billy: You get one right, you die.

Buck Swope: You're not being fair. This isn't fair.
Bank Worker: This financial institution cannot endorse pornography.
Buck Swope: Stop saying pornography. Why are you doing this to me? I am an actor. I am an actor.

Lowery: Someone has to stay behind.
Vivian: Uh, I have a boyfriend.

Blue Collar Man: Excuse me, I don't mean to interrupt, but what are you talking about?
Randal Graves: The ending of "Return of the Jedi".
Dante Hicks: My friend here is trying to convince me that any independent contractors working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels.

Don't worry Bob I'll get her. And her little dog too.

Rep. Rudd

This tastes significantly better than sardines.

Joe Towne

Dr. David Marrow: Ok, so what do we all need in life? What are the basics? Food, water, shelter...
Theo: ...Sex.

Johanna Mason: A wedding dress? Really?
Katniss Everdeen: Snow made me wear it.
Johanna Mason: Make him pay for it.

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