Sorry you got killed by my dad.

Ruth Buggs

Jay: Think I could get a little blow job for good luck?
Justice: No. Go.
Jay: Fuck.

Jack: We decided that, we want you to be on camera.
Alison Scott: Oh my god, really?
Jill: I know, I was so surprised too.

Robin: There's Henry Drucker. He has a chair in history at Princeton. Oh, and the short man is Hershel Kaminsky. He has a chair in philosophy at Cornell.
Alvy Singer: Yeah? Two more chairs they got a dining room set.

I wish you wouldn't bring tradespeople into the house. They carry dust.

Helen Potter

Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!

You like baseball? We need lights for the parks, so kids can play at night. So they can play baseball. So they don't become burros para los malones. Everyone likes baseball. Everyone likes parks.

Javier Rodriguez

Down! Down! Stay Down!


You made a woman meow?


Somethin' weird is going on.


Papers can't do anything right.

Richard Brewer

Egon: Venkman, get a stool sample.
Peter Venkman: Business, or personal?

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