Matt Kowalski: Houston, I have a bad feeling about this mission.
Mission Control: Please elaborate.
Matt Kowalski: Well, it reminds of a story.

It's so absurd, even the color of his tie betrays him.

Walter Sparrow

[to Zhora] I'm from the, uh, Confidential Committee on Moral Abuses.

Deckard

Attaboy! Keep him busy!

Joe Gould

Charlie: I really wanna be a writer but I don't know what I'd write about.
Sam: You can write about us.
Patrick: Call it 'The Slut and the Falcon' make us solve crimes.

Excuse my vulgarity.

Ratso Rizzo

I love this game!

The Cable Guy

I love you... I have a condom.

Matt

Edward Vanderman Jr.: Try to remember - I'm your son.
Leonard Wilhern: That's exactly what I'm trying to forget!

Nobody fucks with Chest and Brock!

Reed Rothchild

Gordon, when you tell this story to your grandkids, you be sure to leave this part out.

Capt. James West

Sherif Ali: What are you looking for? T.E. Lawrence: Some way to announce myself. Sherif Ali: Be patient with him, God.

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