Ellie Andrews: I'll stop a car, and I won't use my thumb!
Peter Warne: What're you gonna do?
Ellie Andrews: It's a system all my own.

Caroline Wakefield: Is this like freebasing?
Seth Abrahams: Not like. It is.

Jeffrey Pelt: Mr. Ambassador, you have nearly a hundred naval vessels operating in the North Atlantic right now. Your aircraft has dropped enough sonar buoys so that a man could walk from Greenland to Iceland to Scotland without getting his feet wet. Now, shall we dispense with the bull?
Ambassador Lysenko: You make your point as delicately as ever, Mr. Pelt.

My allergic reaction made me feel beautiful.


Eddie Barzoon: Did you get my message?
John Milton: Yeah Eddie, you write beautiful!

Say what you will about Jesus, but leave "The Rings" alone.


[Gil sees Justin wearing nothing but a gunbelt]
Gil: That's what you're wearing to bed? You'll catch a cold!
[Justin puts on a cowboy hat]
Gil: Perfect!
[Karen enters]
Gil: Karen, how about after the kids are asleep... (referring to Justin.) I wear this outfit?

See you Monday. We'll be talking about Freud and why he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse.


Somebody call somebody.


You would rather hang out with Italian models than come with me to my *awesome* work party?


Another wedding invitation. And a list. Lovely.


Alistair Hennessey: How are things going with your - what are you calling it? Leopard fish?
Steve Zissou: Jaguar shark.
Alistair Hennessey: Jaguar shark! So tell me - does it really exist?
Steve Zissou: [hesitant] You know, Allie, I don't want to give away the ending.

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