Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...

Principal

Baloo: Now, look. It's like this, little britches. All you gotta do is...
Baloo: [singing] Look for the bare necessities / The simple bare necessities / Forget about your worries and your strife / I mean the bare necessities / Are Mother Nature's recipies / That bring the bare necessities of life / Wherever I wander / Wherever I roam / I couldn't be fonder / Of my big home / The bees are buzzin' in the tree / To make some honey just for me / When you look under the rocks and plants / And take a glance at the fancy ants / Then maybe try a few...
Mowgli: You eat ants?
Baloo: You better believe it. And you're gonna *love* the way they tickle.

Seven mystics banded together to fight the invaders. They created the Dragon Balls.

Master Roshi

Probably burned truck loads of your stuff before. Can't remember to forget you.

Leonard Shelby

And when I say the boy has his own money, I mean THE BOY HAS HIS OWN MONEY.

Cleo

My practices aren't designed for your enjoyment.

Coach Norman Dale

Rachael: What if I go north? Disappear. Would you come after me? Hunt me?
Deckard: No... No, I wouldn't. I owe you one... But somebody would.

Royce: Who are you?
Noland: I'm the one you don't fuck with.

The Oracle: So, let's get the obvious stuff out of the way.
Neo: You're not human, are you?
The Oracle: It's tough to get any more obvious than that.

Get the radio fixed Vossler. I could've built one by now.

Hunter

Edie Stall: What is it?
Tom Stall: I remember the moment I knew you were in love with me. I saw it in your eyes. I can still see it.
Edie Stall: 'Course you can, I still love you.
Tom Stall: I'm the luckiest son-of-a-bitch alive.
Edie Stall: You are the best man I've ever known. There is no luck involved.

That lad is drinking me out o' house an' home.

Mrs. Lovett

FREE Movie Newsletter