[in a childlike voice] Oh, Lawrence! This is the happiest day of my life! I think my testicles are dropping!

Freddy Benson

Imperial Guard: Chon Wang!
Roy O'Bannon: That's right, Johnny Wayne's here.

Anthony: You wanna get yourself killed, nigger?
Cameron: [punches him] Call me nigger again, man. Call me nigger again.
Anthony: You stupid motherfucker.

Butch Cassidy: Do you believe I'm broke already?
Etta Place: Why is there never any money, Butch?
Butch Cassidy: Well, I swear, Etta, I don't know. I've been working like a dog all my life and I can't get a penny ahead.
Etta Place: Sundance says it's because you're a soft touch, and always taking expensive vacations, and buying drinks for everyone, and you're a rotten gambler.
Butch Cassidy: Well that might have something to do with it.

Ryan Shoos: Fuck this, I'm going, this is bullshit, it's not real, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie!
Cassidy Spilker: What are you doing?
Reese Houser: Don't say his name!

We need you, Sebastian. You're our best and only friend.


Kenyon Stone: Coach thinks I can play basketball and still get into college.
Kyra: So what are you saying? You want out?

You know, I like history too, and maybe when this is all over you and I can stop by the souvenir shop together but right now I just... I just wanna find some rockets!

Stanley Goodspeed

Sofía: What about you? What's your nickname?
David: Citizen Dildo.
Sofía: Hmm. You are not staying over.

Leonard, I believe I may have a first sentence.

Virginia Woolf

Don't blame marriage. She's married and she's not growing a national forest.

Samantha Jones

This entire jungle is a house of death!


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