Man, I was in your closet for like three weeks. I gotta take a piss.

Ronnie

Chili Palmer: How did you get in here?
Ray Bones: It was easy. I told 'em I was you, I acted real stupid and they believed me.

[to Rhett] If I said I was madly in love with you you'd know I was lying

Scarlett

Let the blood bath begin.

Professor Callahan

A writer? What do you have to write about? You're not oppressed. You're not gay.

Bud Brumder

Kaffee: I get sick when I fly because I'm afraid of crashing into a large mountain, I don't think Dramamine'll help.
Lt. Weinberg: I've got some oregano, I hear that works pretty good.

[narrating] When I think back on my relationship with Mr. Novotny, what I miss most... is our talks.

Tracy Flick

You're about to jump out a perfectly good airplane Jonny, how do you feel about that?

Surfer

Deputy Clementine Johnson: Let me in, I don't have a key to this door.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: It's open. You ok?
Deputy Clementine Johnson: Oh, I'm in love.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Hey, you've got a bandage on your teat.
Deputy Clementine Johnson: A love bandage.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: No, I mean an ace bandage.
Deputy Clementine Johnson: Oh my God, if I've been stabbed, I'm gonna be so pissed!

It's the last single girl kiss.

Carrie Bradshaw

A cappella with sock puppets? Genius!

Fat Amy

Come on Stevie, time to leavey, It's the fun bus man!

Chip Douglas

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