That was the most incredible experience of my life! And now, to find my family, save my town, and drop ten pounds!

Homer Simpson

Padme: We used to come here for school retreat. We would swim to that island every day. I love the water. We used to lie out on the sand and let the sun dry us and try to guess the names of the birds singing.
Anakin: I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.

I guess you really gotta watch where you step in a game called 'Hero's Doodie'!

Vanellope von Schweetz

General Luntz: I can't afford the kind of losses my bombers have been suffering. Can you help save lives?
Colonel A.J. Bullard: If you get us new planes, we can help your boys.

Oh great. Isn't this magical?

Fat Bastard

Lucy Pevensie: I wonder who lived here.
Susan Pevensie: I think we did.

Raoul Duke: I wouldn't dare go to sleep with you wandering around with a head full of acid, wanting to slice me up with that goddamn knife.
Dr. Gonzo: Who said anything about slicing you up, man? I just wanted to carve a little Z on your forehead.

Well, you're not going to be alone any more, right? If you pee, I pee. Is that clear?

Tatum

A rolling bear gathers no hair!

Monkey

Frank: [watching Larry get thrown from a moving car and rolling up next to his feet] Who was that?
Larry Buckman: [Larry stands up and brushes himself off] Oh, just some friends of mine.
Frank: Friends? Friends slow down. Friends even stop!

Congratulations Taj, your first blow job!

Van Wilder

Dwight: He's got the drop on her!
Gail: He's got squat! He's dead. He's just too damn dumb to know it.

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