I wonder what ASAP means anyways. Maybe act swiftly awesome pacaderm.

Horton

Nightcrawler: Guten tag.
Wolverine: Who the hell are you? Who the hell is this?
Nightcrawler: Kurt Wagner. But in the Munich circus, I was known as The Incredible Nightcrawler!
Wolverine: Yeah, save it.

Billy: The wet look is in, asshole.
Alec: That's Mr. Asshole to you.

Carol Ferris: Hal, you're late! This test today - it's important.
Hal Jordan: I'm going to make you look good up there. Don't worry. Now, let's get these pants off and fly some planes.

Storm: Can you teleport inside?
Nightcrawler: No. I have to be able to see where I am going, otherwise I could wind up inside a wall.

The girl just wants to bed you; she don't wanna wed you. You don't even blink? She wants to worship at the temple of Sean Devine.

Whitey Powers

You want to know something? I don't think Mozart's going to help at all.

Midge

I should have my head examined again.

Allison

Happy wife, happy life!

Mac

I ain't crazy and I ain't a guy.

Patches O'Houlihan

I will find a way, I always have.

Cooper

Harry Potter: [From the second trailer] You think I don't know how this feels?
Ron Weasley: No! You don't know how it feels! Your parents are dead! You have no family!

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