They don't get it. I can be invisible too.Edwin
Arthur: Why are you shaving?
Bitterman: Because Robin doesn't have a beard.
Arthur: I can see your tummy.
Wendy: Your father has finally gone completely mental!
Otto: So the old lady's gonna m-m-m-meet with an accident eh K-K-K-K-Ken?
Whillenholly: Why are you shooting at me? I'm just a Federal Wildlife Marshall.
Chrissy: Two reasons. One: we're walking, talking, bad girl cliches.
Missy: And two: because you're a man.
Whillenholly: Only on the outside.
Aguado: Homicide, Ventura. Now how ya gonna solve that one?
Ace Ventura: Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 30 pounds... PORKIN' his wife.
[to David] So would you kindly fuck off?Griffin
I'm here to bang the hot guy who hit on me at the bar.Hannah
Grandfather: It's my considered opinion that you're a bunch of sissies.
John: You're just jealous.
Norm: Leave him alone, Lennon... or I'll tell them all the truth about you.
John: You wouldn't.
Norm: Oh, I would, though.
Oh honey. If that's what you call an invitation, you'll be dancing with yourself.Taylor McKessie
Jonesy! Hey, Jonesy!Norma Desmond
Now Jason, this only goes two ways. Either you come in and let us make this right, or we're going to have to keep going until we're satisfied.Conklin
This isn't going to have a happy ending.William Somerset