Junior: She's coming down to you!
Burnham: Hey I told you, I don't hurt people.

Chenille: I saw you workin' it out there tonight, girl!
Sara: Oh, yeah... slammin'!
Chenille: Ah-huh! Later!

Jenna: What happened?
Matt: I don't know. I can pretty much peg it to your 13th birthday party, when you were in the closet playing that game. Spin the Rapist?
Jenna: Seven Minutes in Heaven.

Oh, you federally fucked now.

Alonzo Harris

Oh my God! Oh my God! The Lil Saints have won $50,000! I'm La La! I'm out of here! Peace, y'all!

La La Vasquez

This island is mine!

Caliban

Holy crap balls.

Flint Lockwood

A TITANIUM Express card?
[whistles]

Mr. Fox

Don't be so British!

Sally

Oh god, I hope they bring back Elvis.

Elvis Fanatic

[imitating opera] Figaro. Figaro. Figaaaro.

Tyler Gage

Jess: I know you're doing something big. I want in. Can we skip the part where I lead you to believe there is some earth-shattering hump in the works?
Nicky: There's no earth-shattering hump in the works?!
Jess: No
Nicky: I don't even get thinly veiled allure?
Jess: No
Nicky: That's some of my favorite s***.
Jess: I'm sorry.

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