Ferris Bueller: Look, it's real simple. Whatever mileage we put on, we'll take off.
Cameron: How?
Ferris Bueller: We'll drive home backwards.

Payback. Except I'm not in that business anymore - because the one thing I learned in jail is that money is not the prime asset in life. Time is.

Gordon Gekko

Rosalie Hale: Is she even Italian?
Emmett Cullen: Her name's Bella!

I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game *featuring you*, while singing your own song in a new commercial, *starring you*, broadcast during the Superbowl, in a game that you are winning, and I will not *sleep* until that happens. I'll give you fifteen minutes to call me back.

Jerry Maguire

Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?

Dr. Evil

Evan Baxter: The White House reception committee greeted the Prime Ribroast Minister and... I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lik-a do da cha-cha. I'm sorry we seem to be having some technical difficulties. In other news
[breaks wind]
Evan Baxter: Ohhhh. My apologies. Bulla blah, bulla blabity bulla bla
[rapid unitelligible gibberish]
Evan Baxter: Blabity blab bulla blah
[explosive gibberish]
Evan Baxter: [continues for 35 seconds]
[vaguely Chinese]
Evan Baxter: Kaa kaa poo poo. PEE PEE
[nervous laugh]

Can you point me to the crapper? I have to drop some timber.


From the last plane, to the last bullet, to the last minute, to the last man, we fight!

Joe 'Lightning' Little

I think we make a real sharp couple of coconuts - I'm dumb, you're shy, whaddaya think, huh?


I guess some mistakes you never stop paying for.

Roy Hobbs

Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid.

Al Czervik

Jennifer Parker: Dr. Brown, I brought this note back from the future and now it's erased.
Doc: Of course it's erased.
Jennifer Parker: But what does that mean?
Doc: It means your future hasn't been written yet. No one's has. Your future is whatever you make it. So make it a good one, both of you.
Marty McFly: We will, Doc.

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