Josh: Wow, you're fillin' out there.
Cher: Wow, your face is catching up with your mouth.

Plankton: Will you stop playing that tiny piano?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sorry.

  • Permalink: Sorry.
  • Rating: Unrated

Get to the chopper!

Trench

Lou, Lou; a minute of your time. See, it says right there; no calisthentics. What do you think of that?

Roger Dorn

Susan: I want to spend the night with you.
Josh: Do you mean sleep over?
Susan: Well... yeah.
Josh: Well, okay... but I get to be on top.

Who put this thing together? Me, that's who! Who do I trust? Me!

Tony Montana

I can't believe it. You and Dad get paid to write about plants, and you hate dirt.

Coraline Jones

Stephanie: I'm sick of guys who ain't got their shit together!
Tony Manero: Well, all ya need is a salad bowl, and a potato masher, and you got your shit together!

Willie: Give me your hat.
Short Round: Why?
Willie: Because I'm gonna puke in it!

Drunk and tone-deaf. Never a good combination.

Tony

Ron Burgundy: Brick, can you hear me?
Brick Tamland: I can't hear you.
Ron Burgundy: You're answering so I think you can hear me.
Brick Tamland: No, I can't.

Good.

Wiglaf
  • Permalink: Good.
  • Rating: Unrated

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