Well end your suffering little man. Why don't you pack up your gear and clear out of here?

Tony

Bagheera: This will take brains, not brawn.
Baloo: You better believe it, and I'm loaded with both.

Plus, the benefits are great, you know? If I get shot on the job, I'm like... *MMM*... rich!

Kenny

Kara Milovy: What happened?
James Bond: He got the boot.

Why am I even listening to you to begin with? You're a virgin that can't drive!

Tai

Raven Darkholme / Mystique: You're amazing
Hank McCoy / Beast: Really?

I'll tell you, Nick. You're the only guy I go hunting with, you know. I like a guy with quick moves and speed. I ain't gonna hunt with no assholes.

Michael

Professor Snape: That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Granger. Tell me, are you incapable of restraining yourself, or do you take pride in being an insufferable know-it-all?
Ron: He's got a point, you know.

Mary: Do you have a nickel?
Frankie Valli: Yeah.
Mary: Call your mother, you're going to be home late.

Flight attendant: OH GOD! Ugh! I can't believe you fell for that crap! That's from 'Pretty In Pink!'
Janey: Are you sure?
Flight attendant: Trust me!
Jake: Excuse me, what are you doing?
Flight attendant: Let me give you a little piece of advice here, Jake. Why don't you lose the "I'm the cute and sensitive, popular boy with the big side-burns routine. It's just too pathetic! And for once tell Janey what's true in your heart. Stop being such a little bitch! And you Janey! Little miss other-side-of-the-tracks awkward rebel girl with the pseudo-intellectual glasses, why don't you wise-up to Jake's bullshit! Stop being such a dumbass!

We're the rail splitters and no body's fucking with us.

Sip

Sam Spade: Haven't you anything better to do than to keep popping in here early every morning and asking a lot of fool questions?
Lt. Dundy: And gettin' a lot of lyin' answers!
Sam Spade: Take it easy.

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