Ramming speed!

D-Day

Why the hell didn't we do that?

Raoul

Seven trillion dollar communications system at my disposal, and I can't find out if the Packers won.

President Andrew Shepherd

What the fuck am I doing?

Quiz Kid Donnie Smith

Deputy Chief Hardy: Well I hoped never to see you again.
Schmidt: What's up, dawg?
Jenko: We back!
Deputy Chief Hardy: Ladies, nobody gave a s*** about the Jump Street reboot but you got lucky. So now this department has invested a lot of money to make sure Jump Street keeps going. The only problem is the Koreans bought the church back so we're moving you across the road to 22 Jump Street.

Yes, I saw her naked. No, I did not fuck her.

Larry

It's ok. I just hit my face!

Dudley Frank

Guys, there's going to be some haters out there. They're going to look at us, Team USA, and be like, 'Why is the most talented one Australian?'

Fat Amy

[Exhales at his ex-wife] I need a drink. Do you have any beer, Coyote Ugly?

Bud Brumder

Oseary Drakoulias: You must swear, legally swear that you will not kill that shark, or whatever it is, if it actually exists.
Steve Zissou: I'm going to fight it, but I'll let it live. What about my dynamite?
Oseary Drakoulias: [to assistant] Phillip, dynamite.

Somethin' weird is going on.

Marty

Can we dial down the boobies?

Damon Schmidt

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