Favorite Quotes

Catwoman: Oh... I would love to live with you in your castle forever... like in a fairy tale...
[Batman caresses the back of her head]
Catwoman: [she claws Batman on the cheek] But I just couldn't live with myself, so don't pretend this is a happy ending!

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I need to make my wife fall in love with me again.

Leo

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Nacho: These are my recreation clothes.
Sister Encarnación: They look expensive.
Nacho: Thank you.

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This gonna be good!
[laughs]

Mama Odie

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Hey, come on! I'll show you where my dad keeps his gun. Come on!

Teenage Boy Ghost

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Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne!

Noah Vosen

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Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my crops. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so.

Maximus

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[whispering] Help me...

Ronnie

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Pork away pal. Fuck her blue.

Otto

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I can smell your blood.

Eben Olemaun

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But we're happy... Aren't we?

Larry

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A heh-heh-heh-heh.

Axel Foley

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