H.I.: Need a beer, Glen?
Glen: Does the Pope wear a funny hat?

David Grant: How did she die?
Kate Grant: Saw herself in the mirror one day.

Chon Wang: We are wasting time.
Roy: What do you think I've been doing? Sittin' here and drinking expensive hooch?
[to Charlie]
Roy: Boy, refill.

Well they're not moon burns, goddamnit.

Roy Neary

God is a lot like Blanche Du Bois.

Rabbi Jake Schram

Dave: I wanted to turn it into a hit.
Greta: Why?

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Denise: Besides, I heard that song was about his dog.
Preston: It's not about a dog. It's about a woman named Amanda. Who the hell names their dog Amanda?
Denise: My cousin had a dog name Samantha.
Preston: Shut up about the dog, okay?

Jacob: Who's the woman who works with the horses?
Camel: That ain't no woman, that's the boss' wife and she don't talk to nobody and you don't talk to her.

Cinderella:It was my mother's old dress.
Lady Tremaine: It would be an insult to take you to the palace dressed in these old rags.

[preparing for the King's arrival] It costs a fortune to get this house ready for a royal visit!

Lady Elizabeth

Rachael: What if I go north? Disappear. Would you come after me? Hunt me?
Deckard: No... No, I wouldn't. I owe you one... But somebody would.

Dante Hicks: She was supposed to meet Brad Michaelson in a dark bedroom. She picked the wrong one. She didn't even know I was at the party.
Randal Graves: Oh my God.
Dante Hicks: Great story, huh?
Randal Graves: That girl was vile to you.

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