Valentine McKee: Good luck, shithead.
Earl Bassett: Don't worry about me, jerkoff.

Hotel Manager: Have you tried looking under the bed?
Meg Swan: Of course I've looked under the bed, of course I've looked under the bed. That's where you look when you lose things.

Paula: What is it with you and Nell?
Jerry: It's like... there's no one else in the world. Like she doesn't need anybody. Can you live your whole life that way, or does it drive you crazy in the end?

Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends.

One Stab

[Rabbit's car has just shorted out] I ain't gettin' back in that piece of shit...


Fucking sadists. Fucking sadists!


You shine up like a new penny.

Molly Brown

Hey kid, say hi to your grandma for me.

Biff Tannen

Griffin: You can't just keep following me.
Davey: Actually, I'm the only one who *can* keep following you.

Dewey Cox: [singing] In my dreams, you're blowing me... some kisses.
Darlene: [singing] That's one of my favorite things to do.

Peggy Carter: "How do you feel?"
Steve Rogers: "Taller."

They're going to blow that place sky high. It'll be a tragedy. Unless it's during a dance number.

Frank Drebin

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