Oh Ellen, the old west was dirty. Everything isn't like home. If everything were like home, there would be no reason for leaving home. Right, Rusty?


Johnny Hooker: Hey where's June?
Loretta: She quit. I'm filling in for a few days till I can get a train outta here.
Johnny Hooker: Ya? Where ya going?
Loretta: I don't know, depends on which train I get on.

Teddy: Was he scared?
Leonard Shelby: Yeah, I think it was your sinister moustache.

Trust? Gentlemen, you seem to have forgotten that our chosen career is politics.

Thaddeus Stevens

This island is mine!


May I take your trident, sir?


You are in a position unsuitable to give orders!

Mola Ram

Mary Sandin: You just gave our son a gun. You wanna tell me what the hell we're doing?
James Sandin: We're gonna fight.

A new addition to the liturgy?

Comte de Reynaud

Megamind: Quick, disguise.
[Megamind activates a hologram, while Minion puts on an apron and wig]
Minion: What?
Megamind: [sarcastic] You look fantastic.

Remember Sammy Jankis.

Leonard Shelby

The fact is, what we're doing could be construed as - forgive me sir - collaboration with the enemy. Perhaps even as treasonable activity. Must we work so well? Must we build them a better bridge than they could have built for themselves?

Major Clipton

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