Julian Mercer: You really are a very sexy woman.
Erica Barry: No, really, I swear to God, I'm NOT!

The prettiest sight in this fine pretty world is the privileged class enjoying its privileges.

Macaulay Connor

Oh don't worry, I've given up trying to argue with you.


Holly McClane: Listen Dick... That is your name - "Dick"? If you're gonna continue to get this close would you consider switching aftershaves?
Richard Thornburg: Anything else?
Holly McClane: Stronger mouthwash would be nice.

Annie: I don't deserve you.
Walter: Well, I wouldn't put it that way, but... okay.

Sam: He's my knight in shining armor.
Andrew Largeman: Don't talk about knights around Mark, it's a sore subject.
Mark: I'm gonna kill that motherfucker!
Andrew Largeman: Pun intended?

Tell a person that you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody is a theology scholar.


Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. A little eggnog... a fuckin' Christmas tree... a little turkey. But, no. I gotta crawl around in this motherfuckin' tin can.

John McClane

It's brown water! I'm paying seven-hundred dollars a month, I got rats with bongos and a, and a frog and I got brown water here.

Isaac Davis

Thank you for the cookies. I look forward to tossing them.

Julius Benedict

I'll kick everyone's ass in this room!

Mike Dexter

I'll tell you what, if our school was this nice I would go there more than once a week.


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